NOTE: All sounds are in the Sun/NeXT .au format, which is pretty much the Internet standard, for better or worse. If you would like to convert these to another format such as .WAV, you can easily do so by downloading a copy of the excellent shareware product WHAM (Waveform Hold and Modify).

By popular demand: the first few bars of Il Buono, Il Cattivo, ed Il Brutto (The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly), from the original motion picture soundtrack. Composed by Sig. Ennio Morricone, acknowledged by men of discernment to be, without question, the greatest composer of the twentieth century.

"Ah-e-ah-e-ah, wah wah wah. Ah-e-ah-e-ah, wah wah wah. Ah-e-ah-e-ah, wah wah wah. Ah-e-ah-e-ah, wah wah wah." (290,113 bytes, .au format)

By popular demand: the celebrated leitmotif "Ah-e-ah-e-ah, wah wah wah" from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

"Ah-e-ah-e-ah, wah wah wah!" (77,466 bytes, .au format)

By request: Tuco (Eli Wallach, The Ugly) and Blondie (Clint Eastwood, The Good) discuss how there are two kinds of people in the world in The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly:

"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with a rope around their neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting." (50,497 bytes, .au format)

"There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window." (50,657 bytes, .au format)

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns; and those who dig." (68,392 bytes, .au format)

Tuco (Eli Wallach, The Ugly) expresses his love and respect for Blondie (Clint Eastwood, The Good) in The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly:

"You...you...you filthy bastard! C'mere! C'mere! Cut this rope off, get off that horse! Get off that horse! You filthy coward! If I ever catch you, Blondie, I'll rip your heart out and eat it! I'll...I'll skin you alive! I'll hang you up by your thumbs! You pig! You vulture! I...I...I'll kill you! I'll kill you!" (155,580 bytes, .au format)

"You'll pay for this! I hope you end up in the graveyard, with the cholera, and the rabies, and the plague! Cut me loose! Cut me loose, you filthy bastard! Put me down! I hope your mother ends up in a two-dollar whorehouse! Cut me loose! Cut me loose! You can still save yourself. Let me go, and I'll pardon you. Let me go!" (197,058 bytes, .au format)

"Judas! You sold my hide! But you won't enjoy any of that money, not a penny. If there's justice in the world, that money will go to the undertakers, every penny of it, heh! Want to know whose son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does. You're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you!" (161,116 bytes, .au format)

By request: Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood) and a bounty hunter (John Chandler) discuss vocational opportunities in The Outlaw Josey Wales:

"You a bounty hunter?"
"A man's got to do somethin' for a livin' these days."
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." (181,182 bytes, .au format)

The Schofield Kid (Jaimz Woolvett) and William Munny (Clint Eastwood) discuss retributive punishment in Unforgiven:

"Well, I guess they had it comin'."
"We all have it comin', kid." (56,282 bytes, .au format)

Little Bob (Gene Hackman) and William Munny (Clint Eastwood) discuss house construction in Unforgiven:

"I don't deserve this -- to die like this. I was building a house."
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it." (146,509 bytes, .au format)

By request: Edgar Friendly (Denis Leary) explains his Weltanschauung to John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) in Demolition Man:

"I'm the kind of guy who can sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?' I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, OK? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy Magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to, OK, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing 'I'm an Oscar Mayer Weiner'." (205,823 bytes, .au format)

Stalin (Robert Duvall) to some whiners in Stalin:

"I asked what is to be done, and did you give me answers? No. Only complaints! Did you give me a solution? No! So I will give you mine." (86,381 bytes, .au format)

Lt.-Gen. Sir Archibald Murray to T.E. Lawrence (Peter O'Toole) in Lawrence of Arabia:

"You know, I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered, or just half-witted." (44,012 bytes, .au format)

Scarlett O'Hara (Vivian Leigh) offers herself to Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) in return for the $300 she needs to pay the taxes on Tara. From (need we say) Gone with the Wind:

"You once said you loved me. If you still love me, Rhett.."
"You haven't forgotten I'm not a marrying man?"
"No, I haven't forgotten."
"You're not worth three hundred dollars. You'll never mean anything but misery to any man." (136,213 bytes, .au format)

Scarlett O'Hara (Vivian Leigh) finds out that Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) is not particularly concerned about her future plans. From (need we say) Gone with the Wind:

"Where shall I go, what shall I do?"
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (44,180 bytes, .au format)

No one here gets out alive! Jim Morrison, acknowledged by men of discernment to be the greatest vocalist of the twentieth century, makes a ringing entrance in When the Music's Over, recorded live in New York City:

"Wraaaaaaaah!" (367,997 bytes, .au format)